Enero 2012
Diciembre 2011
2012 is the year that the world is supposed to end. I’m against the conspiracy but I have a feeling that there will be a shit load of crimes happen that day..
unimpeachable:
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Seguro de que es buen asiento entonces.
Sí, claro. Quería 30A (prefiero ventanas) pero no estaba disponible en la mitad de los vuelos. Así que escogí 31A.
Es porque escogí 30A antes de ti jijiji. >:)
tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think you're clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying niece and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor-
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
My 2012 New Years resolutions:
Improve my fluency in Spanish.
Travel to Spain in the Summer.
Manage my money more efficiently and save.
Maintain my Dean’s List status.
My friend's aunt gave me two lotto tickets for...
I got a 3.55 GPA for my first college semester and...
joystickdivision:
jingle bell
jingle bell
jingle bell brock
saintly-rows:
eastern timezone: MERRY CHIRSTMAS (:
central time zone:
mountain time zone:
paciffic time zone:
australia: happy new year
I’m trying to make at least three New Year’s resolutions for 2012. I have two:
Improve my Spanish.
Go to Spain in the Summer.
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